For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

Quote by Quentin Crisp

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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the...

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the...

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms...

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms...

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as...

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as...

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps...

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps...

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once...

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once...

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer...

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer...

Vice is its own reward

Vice is its own reward

For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or...

For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or...

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue....

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue....

Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good....

Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good....

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Riding turns 'I wish' into 'I can'.

Riding turns 'I wish' into 'I can'.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...