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Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms...

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms...

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer...

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer...

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in...

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in...

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I...

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I...

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and...

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and...

Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do...

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Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do...

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves...

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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves...

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the...

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the...

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the...

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the...

Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good....

Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good....

Manners are love in a cool climate.

Manners are love in a cool climate.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book...

Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book...