Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
First Love Quotes
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice...
There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the...
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves were dead and...
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if...
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it
Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Good government is that which delivers the citizen from the risk of being done out...
The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who Is able to think...
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way...
All government, of course, is against liberty.
Living with a dog is messy - like living with an idealist
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier - and...
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia,...
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient
Married men make the best husbands
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.