Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.

Quote by Josh Billings

Topics: Love Quotes, Pleasure Quotes

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little...

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little...

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself...

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself...

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

The less we know the more we suspect

The less we know the more we suspect

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he...

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he...

Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool

Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!

You reach a point where you don't work for money.

You reach a point where you don't work for money.