Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote by Jimmy Cannon
Jimmy Cannon Quotes
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors...
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts...
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a...
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart
It's hard for a man to live with a successful woman - they seem to...
Ride ten thousand days and nights, Till age snow white hairs on thee.
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
There is a woman at the beginning of all great things.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
As a woman, I have no country. As a woman my country is the world.
People who are so dreadfully devoted to their wives are so apt, from mere habit,...
When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but a...
A misanthrope I can understand - a womanthrope never
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination