Can anyone picture God telling, taking, or enjoying a good joke? The idea is laughable. The Devil, on the other hand, laughs with demonic mirth, is possessed of a sardonic wit, and his eyes hold a glint of wicked bemusement.…

Quote by Diane LaVey

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The devil is and always has been a gentleman.

The devil is and always has been a gentleman.

The devil is and always has been a gentleman.

The devil is and always has been a gentleman.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, satiety and want

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, satiety and want

I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God.

I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God.

My Lord! make me keep up prayer and from my offspring (too), O our Lord,...

My Lord! make me keep up prayer and from my offspring (too), O our Lord,...

If the Universe is the Mind of God, then we are all thoughts in his...

If the Universe is the Mind of God, then we are all thoughts in his...

It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God...

It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God...

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all...

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all...

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

Live with men as if God saw you; converse with God as if men heard...

Live with men as if God saw you; converse with God as if men heard...

To God all things are beautiful, good, and right; human beings, on the other hand,...

To God all things are beautiful, good, and right; human beings, on the other hand,...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

God won't put you to it if he can't get you through it.

God won't put you to it if he can't get you through it.

Talk happiness; talk faith; talk health. Say you are well, and all is well with...

Talk happiness; talk faith; talk health. Say you are well, and all is well with...

Use God. If you use God consciously, with awareness and intention, all things will change.

Use God. If you use God consciously, with awareness and intention, all things will change.

God and Nature first made us what we are, and then out of our own...

God and Nature first made us what we are, and then out of our own...

God doesn't make mistakes, so trust that when someone ends up in your past, they're...

God doesn't make mistakes, so trust that when someone ends up in your past, they're...

I could well believe that it is God's intention, since we have refused milder remedies,...

I could well believe that it is God's intention, since we have refused milder remedies,...