Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.

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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I...

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so...

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke...

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke...

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they...

3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they...

It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than...

It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi...

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi...

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then...

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then...