Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

Quote by Lazarus Long

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us...

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us...

Law is intelligence, whose natural function it is to command right conduct and forbid wrongdoing

Law is intelligence, whose natural function it is to command right conduct and forbid wrongdoing

The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and...

The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt....

He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt....

Intelligence is the faculty of making artificial objects, especially tools to make tools.

Intelligence is the faculty of making artificial objects, especially tools to make tools.

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations

So there is a foreign intelligence purpose for every one of our FISA warrants.

So there is a foreign intelligence purpose for every one of our FISA warrants.

Imagination, industry, and intelligence - the three I s - are all indispensable to the...

Imagination, industry, and intelligence - the three I s - are all indispensable to the...

There is no one, who possesses intelligence and uses reflection, who does not understand that...

There is no one, who possesses intelligence and uses reflection, who does not understand that...

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.

The Gorillaz cartoons seem more real to me than the actual people on TV. Because...

The Gorillaz cartoons seem more real to me than the actual people on TV. Because...

The universe is an intelligence test.

The universe is an intelligence test.

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed...

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed...

In short, intelligence, considered in what seems to be its original feature, is the faculty...

In short, intelligence, considered in what seems to be its original feature, is the faculty...

The work is often deadly and boring, but it requires a keen intelligence, and the...

The work is often deadly and boring, but it requires a keen intelligence, and the...