Quotes by Lazarus Long

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

#Government

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

#Money

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

#Drink

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a...

#Intelligence

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...

#People