Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know…

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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts...

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts...

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something...

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something...

I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up...

I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up...

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their...

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their...

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has...

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has...

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot...

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot...

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you...

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you...

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a...

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a...