As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your...
Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it....
Hatred is blind, as well as love.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art...
Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
An acquaintance that begins with a compliment is sure to develop into a real friendship.
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
It is always the unreadable that occurs.
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs for ever and ever
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Egotism is not a good quality. It's not something to be admired or even tolerated....
Egotism is the source and summary of all faults and miseries.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.