The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.

Quote by Jamais Cascio

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Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one...

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one...

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and...

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is...

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

Beat the computer, program your life

Beat the computer, program your life

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.......

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.......

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

The digital decade is not just about any particular aspect of computing, taking enterprises, knowledge...

The digital decade is not just about any particular aspect of computing, taking enterprises, knowledge...

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best,...

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best,...

If it takes the entire army and navy to deliver a postal card in Chicago,...

If it takes the entire army and navy to deliver a postal card in Chicago,...