Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Quote by Leo Rosten

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Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of...

We see things as we are, not as they are.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to...

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to...

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness,...

In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness,...

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service...

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the...

A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the...

For what is it but an exquisite and priceless chance of salvation due to God...

For what is it but an exquisite and priceless chance of salvation due to God...

Extremists think communication means agreeing with them.

Extremists think communication means agreeing with them.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from...

A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from...

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong...

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong...