And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time i checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and im thinking how you gonna handle the world when you cant handle a dick bitch...fuck it that was yo main…

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Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bitches cuz...

Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bitches cuz...

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a...

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a...

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your...

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your...

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!

Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a...

Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a...

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.