I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

Quote by George Clooney

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I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; Democrats step on...

Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; Democrats step on...

Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government.

Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government.

The United States government must not undertake to run the Churches. When an individual, in...

The United States government must not undertake to run the Churches. When an individual, in...