A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom, than their folly.
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us...
All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it...
Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with...
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others...
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter,...
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the...
I have almost done with harridans, and shall soon become old enough to fall in...
May you live all the days of your life.
Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only...
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...
Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in...
A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.