A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.

Quote by Claude Pepper

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Ageism is as odious as racism and sexism.

Ageism is as odious as racism and sexism.

One has the right to be wrong in a democracy

One has the right to be wrong in a democracy

If more politicians in this country were thinking about the next generation instead of the...

If more politicians in this country were thinking about the next generation instead of the...

One has the right to be wrong in a democracy.

One has the right to be wrong in a democracy.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles.

If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles.

It never gets easier, you just go faster.

It never gets easier, you just go faster.

It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels.

It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels.

Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls

Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls

After your first day of cycling, one dream is inevitable. A memory of motion lingers...

After your first day of cycling, one dream is inevitable. A memory of motion lingers...

The bicycle has done more for the emancipation of women than anything else in the...

The bicycle has done more for the emancipation of women than anything else in the...

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I have hope for the human race.

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I have hope for the human race.

Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.

Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when...

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when...

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Government must help to eliminate cars so that bicycles can help to eliminate government.

Government must help to eliminate cars so that bicycles can help to eliminate government.

As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When...

As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong...

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong...

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.