A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

We learn something every day, and lots of times its that what we learned the...

We learn something every day, and lots of times its that what we learned the...

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime...

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they...

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they...

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he...

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal...

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal...

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and...

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and...

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned...

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned...

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high...

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high...

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross...

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross...

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses,...

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses,...

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out...

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out...