Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out...

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out...

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high...

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they...

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they...

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime...

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime...

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the...

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the...

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he...

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he...

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned...

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned...

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses,...

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses,...

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal...

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal...

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross...

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

We learn something every day, and lots of times its that what we learned the...

We learn something every day, and lots of times its that what we learned the...

You can do anything, but not everything.

You can do anything, but not everything.

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into...

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into...

I have found life an enjoyable, enchanting, active, and sometime terrifying experience, and I've enjoyed...

I have found life an enjoyable, enchanting, active, and sometime terrifying experience, and I've enjoyed...