A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.

Quote by Mary Kay Blakely

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Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

It's an old trick now, God knows, but it works every time. At the very...

It's an old trick now, God knows, but it works every time. At the very...

The absolute dependence of a newborn infant inspired many things in me, but it did...

The absolute dependence of a newborn infant inspired many things in me, but it did...

A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call...

A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call...

Mother is the first word that occurs to politicians and columnists and popes when they...

Mother is the first word that occurs to politicians and columnists and popes when they...

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about...

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about...

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.