When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

Quote by Frank Sinatra

Topics: Religion Quotes

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

The best revenge is massive success.

The best revenge is massive success.

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Don't get even, get mad.

Don't get even, get mad.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I'm gonna live till I die.

I'm gonna live till I die.

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.

I am a thing of beauty.

I am a thing of beauty.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...