When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

Quote by Frank Sinatra

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You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

...A simple I love you means more than money.

...A simple I love you means more than money.

Don't get even, get mad.

Don't get even, get mad.

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Don't get even, get mad.

Don't get even, get mad.

I am a thing of beauty.

I am a thing of beauty.

I think my greatest ambition in life is to pass on to others what I...

I think my greatest ambition in life is to pass on to others what I...

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea',...

I'm gonna live till I die.

I'm gonna live till I die.

Orange is the happiest color.

Orange is the happiest color.

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

I think my greatest ambition in life is to pass on to others what I...

I think my greatest ambition in life is to pass on to others what I...

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Continue to express your dissent and your needs, but remember to remain civilized, for you...

Continue to express your dissent and your needs, but remember to remain civilized, for you...

Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather...

Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather...

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that...

We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that...