When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

Quote by Frank Sinatra

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People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

...A simple I love you means more than money.

...A simple I love you means more than money.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

After things started to happen here, my choice of material was extremely limited. It was...

After things started to happen here, my choice of material was extremely limited. It was...

Orange is the happiest color.

Orange is the happiest color.

Whatever else has been said about me personally is unimportant. When I sing, I believe....

Whatever else has been said about me personally is unimportant. When I sing, I believe....

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.

Cock your hat - angles are attitudes.

I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to...

I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to...

I am a thing of beauty.

I am a thing of beauty.

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Never yawn in front of a lady.

Never yawn in front of a lady.

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

There is not any memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some...

There is not any memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some...

Liars need good memories

Liars need good memories