A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Quote by Carl Reiner

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Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to...

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to...

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I...

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I...

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy...

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy...