The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

Quote by Carl Reiner

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The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I...

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I...

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to...

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to...

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy...

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy...

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.