A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.

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I always advise people never to give advice.

I always advise people never to give advice.

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow...

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow...

It is an easy thing for one whose foot is on the outside of calamity...

It is an easy thing for one whose foot is on the outside of calamity...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don't...

Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don't...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like...

The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like...

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice...

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice...

Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at...

Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at...

The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald...

The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald...

An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear...

Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear...

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a...

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a...

To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to...

To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to...

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new...

I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new...