A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

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The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage...

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage...

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to...

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to...

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard...

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard...

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the...

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the...