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Life is something that everyone should try at least once— Click to enlarge —
Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...— Click to enlarge —
There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.— Click to enlarge —
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same— Click to enlarge —
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me— Click to enlarge —
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom— Click to enlarge —
It's easier to turn a friendship into love than to turn love into a friendship— Click to enlarge —
OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...— Click to enlarge —
The only thing that makes it a part of your life is that you keep...— Click to enlarge —
Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...— Click to enlarge —
There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...— Click to enlarge —
Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...— Click to enlarge —