If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

Picture Quote by Lemony Snicket

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

Some say fate is beyond our command, but I know better. Our destiny is within...

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Some say fate is beyond our command, but I know better. Our destiny is within...

What's meant to be will always find a way.

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What's meant to be will always find a way.

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, thatâ€™s like saying you...

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We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, thatâ€™s like saying you...

It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am...

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It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am...

At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us,...

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At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us,...

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving

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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving