If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

Picture Quote by Lemony Snicket

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, thatâ€™s like saying you...

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We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, thatâ€™s like saying you...

At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us,...

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At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us,...

Some say fate is beyond our command, but I know better. Our destiny is within...

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Some say fate is beyond our command, but I know better. Our destiny is within...

It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am...

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It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am...

What's meant to be will always find a way.

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What's meant to be will always find a way.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Right now Iâ€™m having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time. I think Iâ€™ve...

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Right now Iâ€™m having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time. I think Iâ€™ve...

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it

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Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it