Murphy's Law : Anything good in life is either Illegal, Immoral or Fattening

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Murphy's Law : Anything good in life is either Illegal, Immoral or Fattening

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The nicer someone is, the farther away (s) he is from you

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The nicer someone is, the farther away (s) he is from you

Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

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Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position

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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught

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Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone

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Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone

If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

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If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

Better be quarrelling than lonesome

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Better be quarrelling than lonesome

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is...

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We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is...

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates... hoping to...

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People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates... hoping to...

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

If you think I’m gonna eat the world s lousiest Christmas you're crazy

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If you think I’m gonna eat the world s lousiest Christmas you're crazy

Sometimes it is better to be alone because it gives you some time to be...

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Sometimes it is better to be alone because it gives you some time to be...

I feel so alone sometimes

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I feel so alone sometimes

Empty spaces fill me up with holes Distant faces with no place left to go...

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Empty spaces fill me up with holes Distant faces with no place left to go...

Better be with no one than to be with the wrong one

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Better be with no one than to be with the wrong one

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't cause I thought I'd...

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There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't cause I thought I'd...

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

I miss you and I feel so alone.

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I miss you and I feel so alone.

I am not afraid to walk this world alone.

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I am not afraid to walk this world alone.