I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!

Topics: Madea Quotes

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he...

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

And when i think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done...

And when i think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done...

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...