My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza

Quote by Titus Lucretius Carus

Topics: Food Quotes

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption

Facts are to the mind what food is to the body

Facts are to the mind what food is to the body

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.

Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't...

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't...

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only...

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

Its difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isnt...

Its difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isnt...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm...

In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm...

Yes, I will take another sample. No, I'm not buying a whole box.

Yes, I will take another sample. No, I'm not buying a whole box.

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...