No Trevino speaks Mexican.

Quote by Seve Ballesteros

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Ask the American players how many weeks in a row they play in Japan.

Ask the American players how many weeks in a row they play in Japan.

Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all...

Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all...

I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I hole it.

I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I hole it.

It's the greatest par-3 hole in America.

It's the greatest par-3 hole in America.

Your clubs.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

They looked as if they had trees growing out of them.

They looked as if they had trees growing out of them.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a...

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a...

Golf is played with the arms.

Golf is played with the arms.

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

Golf always makes me so damned angry

Golf always makes me so damned angry

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.