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Quote by Jackie Gleason

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How sweet it is!

How sweet it is!

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Golf always makes me so damned angry

Golf always makes me so damned angry

If a course needs to be in great condition to be played effectively,then the design...

If a course needs to be in great condition to be played effectively,then the design...

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go...

Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go...

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe;...

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe;...

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the...

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the...

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...