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Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

How sweet it is!

How sweet it is!

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a...

I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a...

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.