I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint even mad!

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Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be...

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be...

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

We are prank war champions!

We are prank war champions!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!