Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

Money can't buy poverty.

Money can't buy poverty.

God gave me my money. I believe the power to make money is a gift...

God gave me my money. I believe the power to make money is a gift...

Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More...

Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More...

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end...

Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end...

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money...

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

He who controls the money supply of a nation controls the nation

He who controls the money supply of a nation controls the nation

With money you are a dragon; with no money, a worm.

With money you are a dragon; with no money, a worm.

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue.

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue.

My basic advise is don't lose money.

My basic advise is don't lose money.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm...

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm...

Build up your credit Build up your self esteem Build up your bank account Moving...

Build up your credit Build up your self esteem Build up your bank account Moving...

A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles.

A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles.

I was lucky enough to see with my own eyes the recent stock-market crash, where...

I was lucky enough to see with my own eyes the recent stock-market crash, where...

There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest, For I did dream of money-bags to-night.

There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest, For I did dream of money-bags to-night.

There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.

There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.