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I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking...

Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking...

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...