All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you...

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you...

If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.

If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

You cant get too much winter in the winter.

You cant get too much winter in the winter.

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking...

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking...

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...