I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

Quote by Abe Lemons

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on...

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on...

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

To retire is to begin to die

To retire is to begin to die

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and...

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and...

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off...

Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off...

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...