Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don't do anything.

Quote by Gorilla Rising Hintz

Topics: Humor Quotes, Laziness Quotes

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of...

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of...

When I think about how good my book could be, I can hardly breathe.

When I think about how good my book could be, I can hardly breathe.

As accidental as my life may be, or as that random humor is, which governs...

As accidental as my life may be, or as that random humor is, which governs...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

Gags die, humor doesn't

Gags die, humor doesn't

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me...

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I...

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I...

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with...

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with...

There are few doors through which liberality, joined with good humor, cannot find its way.

There are few doors through which liberality, joined with good humor, cannot find its way.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign...

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign...

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters).

When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters).

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side.

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side.

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

Both teachers and learners go to sleep at their post as soon as there is...

Both teachers and learners go to sleep at their post as soon as there is...