Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Quote by Fredrick Nietzsche

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Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

Probably the most dangerous and powerful industrialist of our age. [About Bill Gates]

Probably the most dangerous and powerful industrialist of our age. [About Bill Gates]

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to...

A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to...

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above...

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...

What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a...

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a...

Love is not complicated, poeple are...

Love is not complicated, poeple are...