You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: Country Quotes, Society Quotes

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Marx was wrong; jealousy and pride, emotional forces, are just as responsible as hunger and...

Marx was wrong; jealousy and pride, emotional forces, are just as responsible as hunger and...

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.

Communism is a proposition to structure the world more reasonably, a proposition for changing the...

Communism is a proposition to structure the world more reasonably, a proposition for changing the...