A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Quote by Frank Sintara

Topics: Funny Quotes, Happiness Quotes

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Study until 25, investigate until 40, profession until 60, at which age I would have...

Study until 25, investigate until 40, profession until 60, at which age I would have...

The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.

The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

An extra-terrestrial philosopher, who had watched a single youth up to the age of twenty-one...

An extra-terrestrial philosopher, who had watched a single youth up to the age of twenty-one...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they...

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the...

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the...

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the...

For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the...

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on...

I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on...

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the enjoyment of...

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the enjoyment of...