The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

Quote by Claude D Pepper

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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year....

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year....

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness.

Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness.

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder...

Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder...

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

Each candidate behaved well in the hope of being judged worthy of election. However, this...

Each candidate behaved well in the hope of being judged worthy of election. However, this...