The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Quote by Christopher Morley

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Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.