Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for 5 minutes.

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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I got a boner.

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I'm a fucking good person!

I'm a fucking good person!

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...