Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

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I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

No granata per favore. -Vinny

No granata per favore. -Vinny

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...