What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Recycling Quotes

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

Art never comes from happiness.

Art never comes from happiness.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.