Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

Quote by Howard Stern

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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing...

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours...

It's no treat being in bed with me.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you...

I will never feel successful.

I will never feel successful.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

I don't talk about my salary.

I don't talk about my salary.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...