Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time weve got.

Quote by Art Buchwald

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Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a...

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a...

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65...

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make...

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make...

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a...

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a...

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...