And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions. -Figgins

Topics: Glee Quotes

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany