The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

Quote by David Lee Roth

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

We do not have a money problem in America. We have a values and priorities...

We do not have a money problem in America. We have a values and priorities...

The great trouble with baseball today is that most of the players are in the...

The great trouble with baseball today is that most of the players are in the...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I...

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...